Pottermore Theme Song (Twitter Boom)

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I just thought it would brighten your day, so I am “reblogging it” as it were. Enjoy.

BOOM- (noun) The chaos that follows when people receive their welcome mails.

– The explosion of tweets once there’s an owl sighting.

– A very entertaining thing to watch while you’re waiting for your Pottermore owl.

ex. “Guys! The owls have arrived! There’s a twitter boom and my timeline’s going crazy!”

Pottermore Theme Song (Twitter BOOM)

(sung to the tune of Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas)

 

Gotta get-that, gotta get-that
Gotta get-that, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get

Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that
Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that
Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that
Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that

Twitter BOOM, now.
Twitter BOOM, NOW!
Twitter BOOM..
Twitter BOOM..

Yo, I got that quill, I beat the clock
Now Pottermore’s on overload
I gotta get in now
Where’s my owl?

This digital sh*t
So tired of waiting, wanna quit
I want that Twitter boom.
Wanna see that Twitter BOOM!

I’d like that boom boom now
That Dobby’s jackin’ my style
He tried to hide my letter
I’m on that next wave now

Pottermore’s feelin’ the hate
That freakin’ letter is late
I want that Twitter boom
That Twitter boom, boom, BOOM
Let me get it now

Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that
Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that
Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that
Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that

Twitter BOOM, now
Twitter BOOM, NOW!
Twitter BOOM..
Twitter BOOM..

So I get a new e-mail
See it’s from Facebook: FAIL!
“It’s not from Pottermore! This sucks!”
Then I go ape-sh*t, FUUUUU-

I’m stuck on the home page sh*t
While everyone gets to log in
Trying on the Sorting Hat
Log on to Twitter and rant:

“I’m a beast when you piss me off!
Give me my letter, Pottermore!
Make those damn owls get here faster

Don’t think I can wait much longer.”

Then we pass butterbeer ‘round
No sign of any owls
Was gonna go turn this off
When someone says out loud:

“People in the place!
I JUST GOT MY OWL!
Someone answered my prayer!
Everyone check your inbox!”

I be pressing that key, F-5.
I be pressing that key, F-F-F-5.

Here we go, here we go, Twitter exploded.
Y’all gettin’ hit with the BOOM BOOM!
Tweeting if you got in, or you did not
Everyone’s tweeting! BOOM BOOM!

Y’all gettin’ hit with the BOOM BOOM
Everyone’s tweeting!

This timeline’s flyin’, flyin’
The tweets go BOOM, BOOM!

Mail didn’t come..
Mail didn’t come..
Mail didn’t come..

This timeline’s flyin’, flyin’
The tweets go BOOM, BOOM!

I see that boom boom now
These owls are taking a while

Dread I’ll get in on September
HOW WILL I LIVE ON? HOW???

Registered on the first day
EMAIL Y U COME SO LATE?
But I got that Twitter BOOM
To entertain me boom boom BOOM
I so need it now

Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that
Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that
Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that
Twitter BOOM, gotta get-that

Twitter BOOM, now.
Twitter BOOM, NOW!
Twitter BOOM..
Twitter BOOM..

Mail didn’t come..
(Mail didn’t come..)
Mail didn’t come..
(Mail didn’t come..)
Mail didn’t come..